Introduction to "Dances with Dogs"

For those who don't know me, my name is Doug. For those that do, my name is still Doug.

This blog is about humor, usually off the wall, possibly bizarre, and more often than not "outside the box." Sort of a mixture of Monty Python, Kurt Vonnegut, George Carlin, and Douglas Adams written by myself with the help of my little dogs.

This blog was started when me, and my dogs were homeless and living on the street. It was a great way to keep my sanity whilst in a unpleasant situation.

And in case you are concerned: We are now no longer living on the street, thanks to the V.A.. We have a place to live, food, and there is even a nurse who comes and checks on me once a month. So we're all doing good

For those who don't know, I have three Chipoms (Chihuahua-Pomeranian mix).

• Freedom (my oldest) is laid back and casual, preferring to sit back and observe the world. He is intellectual, well read, and is currently working on his first novel.
• Sarah (my female) is somewhat sarcastic, but she prefers to see herself as a realist. Often blunt, she believe that one should "call a cat a cat."
• Macky Rae (my youngest) is my computer guru and research assistant. He enjoys science, and is a big fan of Star Trek (and Science Fiction in General. He is also fond of Dog Movies, "1950s Era Black and White Giant Insect Films," and Zombie Flicks.

There are types of posts on my blog: True posts, mostly true posts, partially true posts, and untrue posts. And complete silliness. It will be up to you to to determine what type of blog post each one is (the last one should be easy to determine).

Some of the reoccuring themes are:

• Dog say the Darnedest Things. Conversations with, and between my dogs.
• G.I.Stories. Funny things that happened while I was on active duty in the Air Force.
• The Bible as Comedy. See below

---

In addition to the variety of subjects I covered in this blog, I have on occasion covered a subject I call The Bible as Comedy. These are not intended to be disrespectful to God, Jesus, Holy Spirit, or any biblical person (living or dead).

If you are offended, I'm sorry.

Me and my dogs like God. We believe God has a sense of humor. He'd have to, if he puts up with us humans.

---

Currently, a new entry is published on the 4th, 14th, and the 24th. Roughly.

Sometimes I am a day, or two late.

And who knows, this blog might get picked up by a publisher and get syndicated, and I might get paid for it.

It could happen.