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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

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Around 3 a.m.
MACKY: Freedom! Wake up!

FREEDOM: What for?

MACKY: I heard a noise.

FREEDOM: Go back to sleep.

MACKY: It might be a burglars.
Sarah wakes up.
SARAH: Why are you two awake

FREEDOM: Macky thinks he heard a noise.

MACKY: I did!

SARAH: Go back to sleep.

MACKY It might be a burglar. I should hide my toys.

SARAH: You are a doof! Burglars are not going to break in just to steal your toys.

MACKY: They might.

FREEDOM: Go back to sleep. There is no burglars.

SARAH: Wait a minute. I just heard it too.

MACKY: I told you!

SARAH: It's coming from the bathroom.

FREEDOM: It probably just Dad.

SARAH: No, I hear Dad snoring in the bedroom.

FREEDOM: Maybe it is burglars.

MACKY: I told you!

FREEDOM: Why would burglars be in the bathroom?

MACKY: They are stealing my rubber duck!

SARAH: Burglars are not stealing your toys!

MACKY: They might be.

FREEDOM: I bet they're junkies trying to steal drugs.

MACKY: What should we do?

SARAH: We need to scare them off.

FREEDOM: I got an idea. Everyone follow me.

SARAH: What are we going to do?

FREEDOM: We'll sneak up on them, then bark really loud.

MACKY: Yeah!
The dogs head down the hall towards the bathroom, and stop outside the door.
FREEDOM: Everyone ready?

MACKY: Yeah.

FREEDOM: On three. One... Two... Three!!!

ALL THREE DOGS: Bark!  Bark!  Bark!  Bark!  Bark!  Bark! Bark!  Bark!  Bark!
At this point, the barking, followed by a woman screaming, wakes me up. I get up quickly and head towards the commotion.
ME: What's going on?

SARAH: It's their fault.

FREEDOM: Sorry, Dad.

MACKY: We thought she was a burglar.

GIRLFRIEND: This is why I don't spend the night very often.

Around 3:10 a.m.
MACKY: Dad was not happy with us.

SARAH: Neither was his girlfriend.

FREEDOM: Did you see the look on her face?

MACKY: Yeah! We scared the pee out of her!

SARAH: Literally!


Around 4 a.m.
MACKY: Freedom! Wake up!

FREEDOM: What for?

MACKY: I heard a noise . . .





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