SARAH: Dad, you need to talk to Macky.
ME: Why?
SARAH: He's killing Firefighters!
ME: What?
SARAH: Can't you hear it?
MACKY: [From the other room]. Pow! Another Firefighter bites the dust!ME: Those aren't real Firefighters. They are Zombie Firefighters on his game
(Regular readers of this blog are aware that Macky Rae, my younger male dog, is an avid player of ZombieLand™)SARAH: It doesn't matter. It is still disrespectful. Firefighters are a very important part of our society.
ME: It's just a game,
SARAH: It teaches him bad habits.
ME: OK, I'll talk to him.
SARAH: Thank-you
ME: I'll ask him to focus on Police-Zombies
SARAH: No! They are an important part of our society as well.
ME: Farmer-Zombies?
SARAH: Where do you think food comes from?
ME: The store?
SARAH: Don't be smart.
ME: So which Zombies can he kill?
SARAH: He can kill the Dog Catcher Zombies.
ME: I don't think the game has those. It does have Postman Zombies.
SARAH: That would be OK
(Dog's have traditionally never been fond of Postmen)ME: Hey, Macky.
MACKY: [From the other room]. Yes Dad?ME: Focus on Postman Zombies today
MACKY: [From the other room]. OK.
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