Dogs Say the Darnedest Things (Part 2)

More conversations with my dogs:

MACKY: Hey, Sarah. Pull my paw.

SARAH: What for?

MACKY: Just do it.

SARAH: No.

MACKY: Come on. It will be funny.

SARAH: Pull your own paw.

MACKY: Hey, Freedom. Pull my paw.

SARAH: Don't do it.

Freedom pulls Macky's paw, and the "traditional" effect results.

FREEDOM: Ewww!

SARAH: That is so gross.

FREEDOM: What has Dad been feeding you???

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Gang Sign?

I asked my boys why they felt the need to pee on every corner in town. 

MACKY: It is because we do not have thumbs, so we can not use spray paint.

FREEDOM: Even if we did, they would not let us into the store to buy paint.

SARAH: That is so gross.

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from the Family Album:

	Tell me you are not going out dressed like that? OMG! Seriously, Dad. Who taught you to dress? I have seen better coordinated outfits on golfers!

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Wild Kingdom

Sarah enters the living room and sees the boys watching television.

SARAH: What are you watching?

MAY: Television

 SARAH: I knew that.

MACKY: Then why did you ask?

FREEDOM: It's a documentary on Wolves

MACKY: Yeah, we are learning about our roots.

SARAH: We're Pomeranians, we come from Europe.

FREEDOM: Before that we were Wolves.

Sarah sits down and watches

SARAH: What are they doing?

FREEDOM: They just killed a deer...

MACKY: ...And now they are going to eat it!

They continue watching. 

SARAH: OMG!  They're eating it raw???

MACKY: Yeah! That is so cool.

SARAH: No it's not, it's gross! Why don't they at least cook it first?

FREEDOM: Why don't have ovens in the wild.

SARAH: Well, they should. No wonder we became dogs.

MACKY: No wonder they call us animals.

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A common comment, usually when the food is almost in my mouth:

ANY OF THE THREE: Hey, Dad. are you going to eat that?

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And the ever popular:

MACKY: Hey, Dad! Pull my paw.