December 25th, 12:01 a.m.MACKY: Freedom! Wake up!
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring...
FREEDOM: What for?
MACKY: I heard a noise.
FREEDOM: Go back to sleep.
MACKY: It might be a burglars.Sarah wakes up.
SARAH: Why are you two awake?
FREEDOM: Macky thinks he heard a noise.
MACKY: I did!
SARAH: Go back to sleep.
MACKY: It might be a burglar. We should guard our food.
SARAH: You are a doof! Burglars are not going to break and steal food.
MACKY: They might.
FREEDOM: Go back to sleep. There is no burglars.
SARAH: Wait a minute. I just heard it too.
MACKY: I told you!
SARAH: It's coming from upstairs.
MACKY: I told you!
FREEDOM: We don't have an upstairs.
SARAH: Then someone's on the roof.
FREEDOM: Burglars?
MACKY: I told you!
FREEDOM: What kind of burglars go on roofs?
SARAH: Cat burglars.
MACKY: We do not have a cat.
SARAH: You are a doof.
MACKY: But if we did have a cat, I would not care if the burglars stole it. I do not like cats.
FREEDOM: We better keep watch. Macky, Guard the window, I'll guard the door.
SARAH: I hear something in the chimney.
FREEDOM: The chimney???
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| You're a mean one, Mister Grinch You really are a heel, You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mister Grinch, You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! |
SARAH: The What?
MACKY: The Grinch! He is coming to steal our Christmas
SARAH: What the hell is a Grinch?
MACKY: It is a... It is a... I do not know what it is, but he is not a nice, and he steals people's Christmas.
SARAH: Where do you come up with stuff like this?
MACKY: It was on TV! It was called "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"
FREEDOM: I saw that. But he changed to good at the end.
MACKY: Maybe he has an evil twin brother.
SARAH: Maybe you watch too much TV.
FREEDOM: What ever it is, it is coming down the chimney.
MACKY: Everyone grab something, and we'll whack him when he comes out.
SARAH: Whack him with what?
MACKY: With big sticks!!!
FREEDOM: We don't have any big sticks.
MACKY: Then what should we do?
SARAH: We need to scare them off.
FREEDOM: I got an idea. When he comes out, we will bark really loud.
MACKY: Yeah!
FREEDOM: And them pounce on him.
SARAH: Here he comes!
FREEDOM: Everyone get ready... Now!!!
ALL THREE DOGS: Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!
When out on the living room there arose such a clatter,I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
SARAH: It's their fault.
MACKY: We thought he was a burglar.
SANTA: Can you understand why I hate coming to your house every year?
December 25th, 12:30 a.m.
MACKY: Dad was not happy with us.
SARAH: Neither was Santa.
FREEDOM: He left without eating his milk and cookies.
MACKY: That's OK, I will eat them for him.
FREEDOM: We'd better just go back to sleep.
MACKY: Hey! I just thought of something.
Macky gets up, and heads for the living room.
SARAH: Where are you going?
MACKY: To see what Santa left for me!
SARAH: After beating him up, he probably left us each a lump of coal.
MACKY: I am going to find out.
FREEDOM: Dude! It's 12:30am
MACKY: I know! That means it is Christmas morning.
SARAH: Barely.
MACKY: I am going to open my presents!
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